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Twitter  Videos  Writing Reel UCB Comedy PageOld BlogReasons I Love My MotherFake OKCupid Messages</description><title>Chris Kelly</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chriskelly)</generator><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>toddbieber:

I’m a filmmaker and an Eagle Scout. This is my...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VJpWbN2hanw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toddbieber.tumblr.com/post/48607864004/im-a-filmmaker-and-an-eagle-scout-this-is-my"&gt;toddbieber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m a filmmaker and an Eagle Scout. This is my message to the Boy Scouts in regards the ban on homosexual members.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is great! Please feel free to watch and share.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48621190392</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48621190392</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:08:20 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>funnyordie:

iSteve: Funny Or Die Film Premiere
iSteve — the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f06b6f65e0f3fac2fb29a9a91ec0a90b/tumblr_mle0s8jXzA1qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/48185999754/isteve-funny-or-die-film-premiere-isteve-the"&gt;funnyordie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/14uVf6z"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;iSteve: Funny Or Die Film Premiere&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;iSteve — the &lt;em&gt;first&lt;/em&gt; Steve Jobs biopic, starring Justin Long — is live!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/14uVf6z"&gt;Watch it now on Funny Or Die!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is a really funny, well-made movie. Its insane that they wrote and filmed it in just a week or something. Also, Justin Long is really, really great in it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You should head to Funny or Die and check it out!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48212163964</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48212163964</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:27:02 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>mattfisher:

patbaer:

Way to go, Billy the Fridge.

No no no,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fab15229d553a822ca7aba67ff55bd25/tumblr_mldm2chJTq1qz8nfso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/48171774074/patbaer-way-to-go-billy-the-fridge-no-no"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/48166297317/way-to-go-billy-the-fridge"&gt;patbaer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Way to go, Billy the Fridge.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No no no, Westboro Baptist Church. THIS is how the world works.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48174044372</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48174044372</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:15:29 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>Kate Spencer: Patriots' Day</title><description>&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/48069973875/patriots-day"&gt;Kate Spencer: Patriots' Day&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/48069973875/patriots-day" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;katespencer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;I am devastated today. I am a born and raised Massachusetts native, and grew up outside Boston. I am grieving for my city today, as we all are. But I feel hope today, too. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Patriots’ Day is a special day in Boston. It’s the day I’m always most homesick for my hometown. It’s a state holiday -…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48094399429</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/48094399429</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:03:53 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>“Both six months pregnant, Kate and Kim are constantly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a14f554ca85ec8431191aa177db61159/tumblr_ml5o3atTzo1qziqf6o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Both six months pregnant, Kate and Kim are constantly bullied and judged.” &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- &lt;em&gt;USWeekly, perhaps literally the #1 Bully and Judger&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/47795727197</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/47795727197</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:45:10 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>The Trailer for "Before Midnight" Is Up</title><description>&lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/video/midnight-trailer-153023558.html"&gt;The Trailer for "Before Midnight" Is Up&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is the trailer for Richard Linklater’s “Before Midnight”, the sequel to “Before Sunrise” and “Before Sunset”, my two absolutely favorite movies of all time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;No exaggeration: they are my favorite movies.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I legit started crying as soon as the trailer started. &lt;span&gt;I was a little bummed because the trailer in and of itself is a spoiler as to what happened after the second film —- so if you dont want to know, dont watch even a second of it —- but holy hell I love these movies, these characters, everything.  I love it so so so much. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;If you want to see terrifically acted, perfectly written films about little moments in time, see those movies. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I can not WAIT for “Before Midnight”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46522660587</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46522660587</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 14:52:00 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>#tbt
Instagram: chriskellyinstagram</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f2fef6d282deed00e94b3c198eb3af9/tumblr_mkdsd3Ueya1qziqf6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#tbt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="http://instagram.com/p/XaMfRUzWNR/" title="chriskellyinstagram" target="_blank"&gt;chriskellyinstagram&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46516906654</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46516906654</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:24:00 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38843bc831fd5cbb237bcdd1241d37f3/tumblr_mkamsi2eUK1qziqf6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46379809496</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/46379809496</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:31:30 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>A Hilarious, Smart, Beautiful, Touching Show With Lines Like This Was Canceled By HBO Today</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sometimes I think about someone else’s life. I Imagine all the love they do not have, I see the passion that is missing, the friends they don’t know, and the awful pressures that crush them. In those moments, I realize how much I have and how much I have to give.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Everything can be transformed.  Every single thing.  Goodness exists.  It is all around.  It’s just sleeping.  It can be wakened. I will not be afraid, I will be bolder.  I will go straight to the top and breathe light into the darkest hearts.&amp;#8221; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I’m speaking with my true voice now, without bitterness or fear. And I’m here to tell you, you can walk out of hell and into the light, you can wake up to your higher self, and when you do, the world is suddenly full of possibility of wonder and deep connection. You can be patient, and you can be kind, and you can be wise and almost whole. You don’t have to run away from life your whole life. You can really live. You can change and you can be an agent of change” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I’ve lived in a world full of not-good-enough mothers. Imperfect, bad mothers. But the mother is a child, too. She is a child. I will stop waiting for you to be the perfect mother. I will be patient with you. I will be tender. I will be the mother I wanted you to be. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;—&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Amy Jellicoe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;This show made me want to be a better writer and a kinder person. I can&amp;#8217;t think of a television show that has made me feel more since &amp;#8220;Six Feet Under&amp;#8221;. RIP.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45816092244</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45816092244</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:41:05 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>spotastic:

comedycentral:

Comedy Central Picks Up Amy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/048491dfae36e3929ba7b1f0bfcdfd24/tumblr_mjlpubKCmX1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spotastic.tumblr.com/post/45274326982/comedycentral-comedy-central-picks-up-amy" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;spotastic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/45268388870/comedy-central-picks-up-amy-poehler-produced-broad" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;comedycentral&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Comedy Central Picks Up Amy Poehler-Produced Broad City!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The hilarious web series &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDXmMI6u2lU&amp;list=PLEFB92B04BF2F112C&amp;index=1"&gt;Broad City&lt;/a&gt; from UCB alums Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer is coming to Comedy Central as a new weekly series produced by Amy Poehler! &lt;span&gt;The show, which follows two friends dealing with the everyday minutiae of life in New York, has been given a ten-episode order and will premiere in 2014.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Said Amy about the news, “&lt;/span&gt;I’m excited to work with Comedy Central and introduce Abbi and Ilana to America. And all the other countries. And also Mars. We’ve got big plans.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the meantime, be sure to check out &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDXmMI6u2lU&amp;list=PLEFB92B04BF2F112C&amp;index=1"&gt;the web series&lt;/a&gt; that started it all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Photo by Eric Michael Pearson]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Booooom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I love that this is happening so much. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Abbi and Ilana created a smart, funny, interesting, beautiful thing from scratch and I’m so so so excited that they keep finding more success with it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best web series I’ve ever seen and now I can’t wait to see it on teevee!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45277804260</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45277804260</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:56:33 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>My friend Matt’s sister passed away, and in her memory he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd09ec8a46e4538b540cf95b6b370fc8/tumblr_mjh0rluHEL1qziqf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My friend Matt’s sister passed away, and in her memory he created &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/KatieFisherDay" title="@KatieFisherDay" target="_blank"&gt;@KatieFisherDay&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This Tuesday, March 12th, you simply bake cookies for someone you love. Sweet, huh?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Pun not intended, but then very very much enjoyed.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katiefisherday.org" title="Go here for more info" target="_blank"&gt;Go here for more info&lt;/a&gt; and spread the word!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45071470851</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45071470851</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:45:00 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>michaelhartney:

This afternoon, my partner Turtle walked out of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z2gKeHUPSnQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://michaelhartney.tumblr.com/post/45067171649/this-afternoon-my-partner-turtle-walked-out-of" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;michaelhartney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This afternoon, my partner Turtle walked out of our apartment to grab a bite. Before he even left our block, a man called him “faggot” as he passed. Rather than let the guy get away with it, Turtle decided to confront this man about his hateful behavior. And he filmed it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Notice how well Turtle handles himself in this video. No need to fight hate with hate; calling him “slick hair” is as hateful as Turtle gets (which is hilarious and awesome). He lets that ignorant clown have it with poise and decency. Not surprising, considering Turtle is the absolute best guy around and I couldn’t be prouder of him. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our neighbors saw this altercation, and told Turtle that this man has been harassing their thirteen year-old son for years, sometimes even calling him “faggot” while the kid was in recess at school with his peers.  They know who he is and where he lives.  They’ve been too scared for the kid’s safety to do anything about it.  But it’s going to end today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Turtle called the cops and is going to file a complaint tomorrow morning. I don’t know what’s going to happen yet, but hopefully this jerk will learn that we’re not going to put up with this crap in our neighborhood anymore.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On the bright side, this charmer is already in talks with DC Comics to illustrate Orson Scott Card’s Superman story. It’ll be the first comic book drawn completely in douchey hair gel.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45068732664</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/45068732664</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:10:44 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>This is a depressing website.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6f682deb531fd79ac16514825dc6c0c/tumblr_mjbkmv5aE61qziqf6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a &lt;a href="http://www.nohomophobes.com/#!/today/" title="depressing website" target="_blank"&gt;depressing website&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/44828358188</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/44828358188</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:08:55 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff2b92828d31fa43411e1926a0e2a6f9/tumblr_mil1a2mX3a1qziqf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/43655387270</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/43655387270</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:13:14 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>My old Instagram account has been buggy, so my new one is "ChrisKellyInstagram". Follow it if you want! Bye bye!</title><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/43349352627</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/43349352627</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:02:00 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>You guys, please everyone watch “Enlightened” on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d82e64378f636ac8ee84e8e6e8f4f8bf/tumblr_mhgbi9zO7X1qziqf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;You guys, please everyone watch “Enlightened” on HBO. It is so funny and so sad and so moving. Its really beginning to rival my favorite movies. Its on Sundays right after “Girls”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I honestly can’t say enough good things about this show.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/41877382112</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/41877382112</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:32:33 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>the Anthony King: The UCBTNY "Controversy"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://theanthonyking.com/post/41727806003/the-ucbtny-controversy"&gt;the Anthony King: The UCBTNY "Controversy"&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanthonyking.com/post/41727806003/the-ucbtny-controversy"&gt;anthonyking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey everybody! I’m having a slow day at my TV writing job that I got thanks largely to the training and experience and connections I got at the UCB Theatre in New York (AND ALSO MY OWN TALENT!! LET’S NOT FORGET HOW TALENTED I AM! I BUILT THIS!). So… a&lt;span&gt;s a former UCBTNY performer and…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A big ol’ yes to everything Anthony said here. The UCB Theatre changed my life and any amount of success I have had so far in the comedy world is due in large part to that theatre. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bye bye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/41728799469</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/41728799469</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:58:00 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>eliotglazer:

ocdwarrior:

Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0da1015cec5ae923addc6fd5dc4dfc45/tumblr_mgmdnsBLnf1s0amxeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eliotglazer.com/post/40578466796/ocdwarrior-fuck-you-fox-news-and-the-fox"&gt;eliotglazer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ocdwarrior.tumblr.com/post/40518730785/fuck-you-fox-news-and-the-fox-nation-fuck-you-for"&gt;ocdwarrior&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation. Fuck you for using a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire when reporting (linking) to a story on transgender health coverage. &lt;strong&gt;Fuck you.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nation.foxnews.com/ca/2013/01/13/california-and-oregon-insist-transgender-health-coverage" title="The Fox Nation"&gt;Link to story&lt;/a&gt; (click only if you must, I &lt;strong&gt;do not&lt;/strong&gt; want to give them traffic).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“I’m melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.” — Mrs. Doubtfire and also TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;EVERYWHERE&lt;/em&gt;, I guess?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/40584677028</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/40584677028</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:53:26 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>I have watched this almost every day for the last...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JrEJmvuKSwo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have watched this almost every day for the last month. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NPR’s Tiny Desk Concerts: Macklemore &amp; Ryan Lewis&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/40100016742</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/40100016742</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 11:44:25 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item><item><title>The new image of the Republican Party.
(Instagram: imchriskelly)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebdwtFn041qziqf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The new image of the Republican Party.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Instagram: imchriskelly)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/36891233750</link><guid>http://chriskelly.tumblr.com/post/36891233750</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:55:41 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>reasonsilovemymother</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>
