My friend Matt’s sister passed away, and in her memory he created @KatieFisherDay.
This Tuesday, March 12th, you simply bake cookies for someone you love. Sweet, huh?
(Pun not intended, but then very very much enjoyed.)
Go here for more info and spread the word!
This afternoon, my partner Turtle walked out of our apartment to grab a bite. Before he even left our block, a man called him “faggot” as he passed. Rather than let the guy get away with it, Turtle decided to confront this man about his hateful behavior. And he filmed it.
Notice how well Turtle handles himself in this video. No need to fight hate with hate; calling him “slick hair” is as hateful as Turtle gets (which is hilarious and awesome). He lets that ignorant clown have it with poise and decency. Not surprising, considering Turtle is the absolute best guy around and I couldn’t be prouder of him.
Our neighbors saw this altercation, and told Turtle that this man has been harassing their thirteen year-old son for years, sometimes even calling him “faggot” while the kid was in recess at school with his peers. They know who he is and where he lives. They’ve been too scared for the kid’s safety to do anything about it. But it’s going to end today.
Turtle called the cops and is going to file a complaint tomorrow morning. I don’t know what’s going to happen yet, but hopefully this jerk will learn that we’re not going to put up with this crap in our neighborhood anymore.
On the bright side, this charmer is already in talks with DC Comics to illustrate Orson Scott Card’s Superman story. It’ll be the first comic book drawn completely in douchey hair gel.
My old Instagram account has been buggy, so my new one is “ChrisKellyInstagram”. Follow it if you want! Bye bye!
You guys, please everyone watch “Enlightened” on HBO. It is so funny and so sad and so moving. Its really beginning to rival my favorite movies. Its on Sundays right after “Girls”.
I honestly can’t say enough good things about this show.
Hey everybody! I’m having a slow day at my TV writing job that I got thanks largely to the training and experience and connections I got at the UCB Theatre in New York (AND ALSO MY OWN TALENT!! LET’S NOT FORGET HOW TALENTED I AM! I BUILT THIS!). So… as a former UCBTNY performer and…
A big ol’ yes to everything Anthony said here. The UCB Theatre changed my life and any amount of success I have had so far in the comedy world is due in large part to that theatre.
Bye bye.
Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation. Fuck you for using a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire when reporting (linking) to a story on transgender health coverage. Fuck you.
Link to story (click only if you must, I do not want to give them traffic).
“I’m melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.” — Mrs. Doubtfire and also TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, I guess?
I have watched this almost every day for the last month.
NPR’s Tiny Desk Concerts: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
The new image of the Republican Party.
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