August 2011
16 posts
My 10 Favorite Insults Tearing Me And My Writing...
Yesterday on this blog, I responded to the still image of Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss from the upcoming “Hunger Games” movie, by pretending to be one of those lunatics who sees a small advance snippet of a movie and instantly rips everything about it to shreds. Kinda like how people tore into the new Batman movie based purely on one photo of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman.
Well, because...
2 tags
Poupak's Parisian Life in New York: On the Subject... →
kellyqehudson:
caitlintime:
jonbershad:
poupak:
Let me just start by saying this is completely my opinion, and my feelings alone, and not representative of anything from any improv theater or performer involved. This is how I perceived that particular person who took center stage at a show I was attending.
The various legal loopholes and…
Wait, what the fuck? This really happened?
What...
5 tags
GQ: Chris Kelly's First Day At Funny Or Die →
The incredibly nice Adam Frucci of Splitsider wrote an article about my first day at Funny or Die for GQ.
To accompany this article, I tried emailing them a bunch of photos of me jumping and running while wearing a suit, dress shoes and no socks, but they opted to go with a picture of Will Ferrell instead. Which is fair.
5 tags
Some Things I Currently Love - August 2011 Edition
1. The phrase “a poonload”. As in, “I sure have a poonload of work to do.” My friend Lang said it once and I really love it.
2. When I’m at Chipotle and the burrito-preparer’s hand doesn’t immediately assume-gravitate to the mild salsa before I can say I want medium.
3. When you can hear crew laughing off-screen during “The Rachel Maddow...
“It’s like saying this glass of water is a glass of beer. Well, you can call it a glass of beer, but it’s not a glass of beer. It’s a glass of water. And water is what water is. Marriage is what marriage is.”
- Rick Santorum on gay marriage
“It’s like saying Rick Santorum is a viable Presidential candidate. Well, you can call him a viable Presidential candidate, but he’s not a...
WatchAshley From “The Bachelorette” Thinks Every Man She Has Ever Met Would Make The Perfact Husbaaaand
Here’s a new video I wrote real quick for Funny or Die about “The Bachelorette”. You don’t need to know anything about the show in order to watch this, other than that it’s ludicrous. I wrote this Monday, we filmed Tuesday, and edited it Wednesday. Thanks to...
Miranda July's Ideas for Future Movies and... →
I love Miranda July AND Celeste Ballard’s parody of excerpts from her notebook.
celesterstallone:
Movie idea: A coat check girl who works at the Museum of Thoughts falls in love with a brother and also his sister. She seeks advice from her telepathic ikat pillow. Potential title: I Think Ikat
Everyone Draws Their Own Bellybutton.
Neighborhood gardens where the flowers…
Things I'm Thinking Of Doing At My 10 Year High...
My high school reunion was announced on Facebook two days ago, and since then, there have been almost fifty comments on the post with people fighting, putting each other down and blaming one another for the manner in which it was planned. Needless to say, I have decided I am definitely attending because I always enjoy watching shows made entirely out of shit.
But I also feel like I need to bring...
