GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE ALL JUST PEOPLE. THIS IS A LOVELY, LOVELY NIGHT.
DEAR WOMAN Based on the “Manifesto for Conscious Men,” balance your energies and allow for a new wave of evolution on our planet. This is a funny, weird video I’m in briefly with Will Ferrell, Will Forte, and other awesome people.
An Open Letter To Sen. Greg Ball, The Possible...
Dear Senator Ball, Please, please vote yes. It looks like this gay marriage issue might come down to you. And I understand you have concerns. Namely, you’re a Republican and you’re worried about protecting religious institutions from having to perform gay marriages and the like. But we gay people don’t want to be married in a church. We just want to be married. The only time I...
Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops A new script I wrote for The Onion News Network. And looky here anti-gay idiots, even Joad Cressbeckler supports gay marriage.
Kate Spencer: Today A Man Touched Me On The Subway... →
katespencer: I’m writing this on the R train as it rattles slowly along toward Brooklyn. I’m headed to pick up my 6-month-old daughter. I’m writing because I’m still reeling from what occurred on the Times Square subway platform a few moments ago. I was walking to the end of the station as I always do. I saw a…
Paul Revere’s Ride Revised by Sarah Palin Starring Ray Wise Written/Directed by Charles Ingram, Chris Kelly, & Nick Corirossi Edited by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi Its the guy from Twin Peaks, its the guy from Twin Peaks!!!!!!
Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind I wrote the idea for this ONN video. It was one of my favorite scripts to work on with the ol’ ONN crew; its so crazy and insane. And it has my favorite ending of any Onion video, thanks to the great Matt Klinman.
So, I was on 20/20 last night. I got asked to come in and talk about social media in relation to the Anthony Weiner scandal. And I think I messed it up. See, my “take” on the whole thing was that it’s stupid and was clearly just a prank and that America needs to go back to talking about real things, like how Rep. Weiner was fighting for marriage equality in the state of New York...