Ten Things Terrence Malick's "The Tree Of Life"...
1. Changing your computer’s desktop to one of those really pretty nature pictures - maybe a waterfall or ladybug up close - and then staring at it for five minutes until the screensaver kicks in. 2. Watching a pretty interesting character drama get eaten by random clips from that “Earth” minseries. 3. Having a friend whisper Bible passages into your ear while you watch footage...
Family Radio’s Rapture Bucket List with Adam Pally Starring Adam Pally, James Adomian, Nate Shelky, Jill Donnelly, and Elaine Carroll Written & Directed by Chris Kelly Director of Photography: Brian Lane Edited by Ryan Ovadia
Many films diminish us. They cheapen us, masturbate our senses, hammer us with...– Roger Ebert (via azspot) Oh man, that’s lovely.
Peach and Zelda: Boyfriends This was my first time working with College Humor, and it was a lot of fun. So thanks to them for having me! Please watch the video if you want to see me playing the very definition of a man.
Teens Leading Search For Missing Friend So They Can Tell Her Who’s Pregnant Here’s a new video I wrote for The Onion News Network. I think it’s one of my favorites. I really enjoy writing cunty teen dialogue. Hire me to write for birthdays!!!
Teen Wheels is here. →
This is a new web series my friends Kelly, Emily and Dan made. Episode 1 just went up today on this ridiculous web site they made for it. Please watch it. It’s incredibly funny and stupid-good.
A new video I wrote and directed for Funny or Die starring the wonderful Casey Wilson as Callista Gingrich! Apologies to Newt’s lesbian half-sister Candace. (I’m on your side.)
Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart I wrote the idea for this new ONN video. Check it out! My goal is that it finally bring Wal-Mart crumbling to its knees.
THE AWL: Why Aren't Gays Funny? →
I’m not quite sure I 100% understand the writer’s POV in this article. But my gut reaction is that I hate it.
Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She’ll Put Nation In Her Will An new Onion News Network video I directed. If you have a free 150 seconds, check it out!