May 2011
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Ten Things Terrence Malick's "The Tree Of Life"...
1. Changing your computer’s desktop to one of those really pretty nature pictures - maybe a waterfall or ladybug up close - and then staring at it for five minutes until the screensaver kicks in. 2. Watching a pretty interesting character drama get eaten by random clips from that “Earth” minseries. 3. Having a friend whisper Bible passages into your ear while you watch footage...
May 31st
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May 26th
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May 23rd
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Family Radio’s Rapture Bucket List with Adam Pally Starring Adam Pally, James Adomian, Nate Shelky, Jill Donnelly, and Elaine Carroll Written & Directed by Chris Kelly Director of Photography: Brian Lane Edited by Ryan Ovadia
May 20th
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“Many films diminish us. They cheapen us, masturbate our senses, hammer us with...”
– Roger Ebert (via azspot) Oh man, that’s lovely.
May 20th
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May 18th
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Peach and Zelda: Boyfriends This was my first time working with College Humor, and it was a lot of fun. So thanks to them for having me! Please watch the video if you want to see me playing the very definition of a man.
May 18th
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Teens Leading Search For Missing Friend So They Can Tell Her Who’s Pregnant Here’s a new video I wrote for The Onion News Network. I think it’s one of my favorites. I really enjoy writing cunty teen dialogue. Hire me to write for birthdays!!!
May 17th
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May 17th
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Teen Wheels is here. →
This is a new web series my friends Kelly, Emily and Dan made. Episode 1 just went up today on this ridiculous web site they made for it. Please watch it. It’s incredibly funny and stupid-good.
May 16th
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May 13th
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A new video I wrote and directed for Funny or Die starring the wonderful Casey Wilson as Callista Gingrich! Apologies to Newt’s lesbian half-sister Candace. (I’m on your side.)
May 12th
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May 11th
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Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart I wrote the idea for this new ONN video. Check it out! My goal is that it finally bring Wal-Mart crumbling to its knees.
May 10th
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May 8th
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THE AWL: Why Aren't Gays Funny? →
I’m not quite sure I 100% understand the writer’s POV in this article. But my gut reaction is that I hate it.
May 6th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She’ll Put Nation In Her Will An new Onion News Network video I directed. If you have a free 150 seconds, check it out!
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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