February 2011
12 posts
A Conversation Just Foisted On Me On The Subway At...
Some Dude: So what do you do for a living? Me: I’m a writer. Some Dude: Cool, cool. Is it true what they say that even in fiction a little bit of the author’s soul makes its way onto the page? Me: Ummm…I don’t know. I guess. Some Dude: Cool, cool. Me: Yeah. Some Dude: I was in a music video once. Do you need actors?
QUICK TIP!
If you see Lady Gaga today, it doesn’t have to be weird.
Just smile and be like, “WOW! How did you memorize ALL THOSE LYRICS!?!”.
For The Record
In Egypt, Hosni Mubarak still hasn’t resigned after weeks of protests.
In the United States, Republican Congressman Chris Lee has resigned after a Gawker post.
Why You Should Be Careful When Making Fake Phone...
If you know me, you know that I make fake phone calls almost more often than I have meaningful conversations with actual living human beings. For me, holding a phone up to my ear and/or making a fake phone call comes in handy in three crucial situations:
1. When I see someone on the street I don’t want to talk to or can’t remember if I know them.
2. When I’m memorizing and/or...
chamberlain:
“No, but you’d better call Party...