February 2010
30 posts
A Conversation With Kevin DeBacker During The...
Kevin: Ooh, he's cute! Who's that?
Me: A Jonas brother.
Kevin: Oh. Woops.
January 2010
37 posts
Dear Man Screaming On The Street About How I'm...
Hi there!
Life is short, right? Super short. So I can not imagine - CAN NOT IMAGINE - taking time out of my day to go stand on the side of the road with a sign and try and keep rights from you.
Forget what’s fair and what’s legal and what’s morally right and what’s gross or not gross if you stick it where and how, I can not imagine taking time out of my already short life...
Watch Jill Donnelly's Amazing One-Woman Show On...
Jill is one of the most talented people I know and have ever worked with. She wrote this show for UCB and then filmed it. I just watched it, and it’s amazingly well-produced. Watch!
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Time I Have Thrown Up #1
I throw up constantly. If I drink too much, I’ll throw up. If I eat too quickly, I’ll throw up. If the wind picks up, I’ll throw up. I don’t know what’s wrong with me; I have no stomach. Or I’m dying.
I went on a date about a year and a half ago where the meal sort of turned into this “fun” eating contest. (I didn’t get it either).
This was...
An Actual Interview I Had With A Potential Intern,...
ME: So I saw your resume, but give me a refresher. Tell me a little about yourself.
HIM: Um. I like to read fiction. And I like to hang out.
ME: I mean tell me something relevant to this job.
HIM: Oh. Not much.
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ME: Things move pretty fast here. We film a lot and there’s a lot of last minute changes and things that go wrong. Tell me about a time when you had to work under...
WatchHey you guys, Anthony killed Kate.
WatchCOLLEGE HUMOR: The Ultimate Douche-Off
With Kevin DeBacker (who I’m pretty sure is wearing my coat without asking) and Nate Smith
I like this.
An Email We Got At Work About My "Slut Spill"...
This is the video in question, in case you’re curious.
And here is the letter we just got from a reader:
“Love The Onion in all its formats. The Slut Spill piece, however, is evil. Would you shoot a similar one with n*ggers, kikes, wetbacks, towel-heads, etc.? With the hazmat suit, etc.? I think not. You come up to the line, usually, but this one is a giant leap to evil. You...
Hey Crazies:
If you want to kill all the gay people in the U.S. come on down to the 4:45 showing of “A Single Man” at Chelsea Clearview. We’re all here.
Also, everyone in this theatre seems to know each other except me.
Listen.
daveholmes:
I know people enjoy this show, but I’m trying to watch Chelsea Lately, and I feel like I’m in a Supercuts.
The Comedy (show)Case Of Benjamin Button →
justcraig:
The UCBT Free! Winter Show Case. Tuesday, January 26th at 7pm.
Please check out this awesome free show next Tuesday. It will feature sketches I wrote and sketches by the hilarious Caitlin Tegart and Chris Kelly.
Starring John Gemberling, Kate McKinnon, Jim Santangeli, Andree Vermeulen and myself.
Free + Funny = Great Value. And everyone values a great value.
A Completely Not Topical Post About How I Spend...
Whenever Christmas time approaches, I picture myself on a cold, snowy night running out of a church while “Carol of the Bells” plays. You know what scene I’m talking about; the one where Kevin finally talks to Scary Boot Man, and realizes he’s not so scary after all. But then it dawns on him that he’s late to booby-trap his house because the Bad Guys have scheduled to...
This Is Great.
“Lawyers representing Prop 8 sent a bullying cease-and-desist letter to the Courage Campaign Institute demanding that we remove the Prop 8 Trial Tracker logo — depicting two mothers and two children — from our web site. Ironically, their letter descibed our logo as “substantially indistinguishable” from their logo showing a man, woman and two children.”
WatchI had a hand in writing the script for this new Onion News Network video. Check it out:
Final Season Of Lost Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever
Also, the executive-producers of LOST are actually in the video, which is all this little nerd needs. I’ve made it!
“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan
Beautiful.
(via danforth)
By The Time That I Die...
I will have probably spent more than a month of my life untangling headphones.
A Man Was Just Eaten By A Shark The Size Of A...
That title above is definitely going to have a long, long rein as the most masculine sentence I have ever written.
In Fish Hoek, right outside of Cape Town, a man was eaten by a shark that onlookers said looked as big as a dinosaur. Which, in all fairness, could mean this, but probably not.
I swam in those waters like eight days ago. And you know what? I survived.
But in my opinion, the most...
I Feel Like I'm At My Happiest When I'm Watching...
It literally fills me with such anticipation and glee.
I also really love when TV episodes start at the end of a story and then flash back to earlier in the week before the characters know what we know.
Especially when what we know is that they’re going to fall.
Have you read all of Ted Olsen's piece on marriage... →
(via daveholmes)
Here I go posting gay things again.
I Have Been In Dubai For Less Than 24 Hours But...
I rode a camel.
I took an off-road vehicle through crazy high dunes in the middle of the desert.
I watched the sun set over the Arabian desert.
I smoked shisha in a bedoiun tent.
I watched a terrifying monster of a woman belly dance in front of me.
I had conversations with a family from Azerbaijan, three Chinese girls from Sydney living in Dubai with French passports, a loud British woman who...
WatchVH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill
I wrote the idea and script for this newest Onion News Network video.
I’m pretty proud of this one. And not just because there are boobies in it.
Reblog if you so desire; it would mean a lot. Let’s get these sluts a-movin’!
