Today my mother and I came across a picture of me from when I was three years old. I will try to scan it one day. I am sitting at a little table with a child-size black doll. I am reading him a book. In the margin of the photo album, it says “Chris and his friend ‘Dexter’ - 1986.” Apparently I would talk to him all the time, about what I’m not sure. My guess is race...
I wrote the script for this Onion video that came out last week. It’s in Spanish!
I guess I’m going to do this now. Hi friends!– Chris Kelly, 15 minutes ago.