This is an exchange between Some Famous Chef And Natalie Portman, verbatim:
Some Famous Chef: I just got a little bit of lavender blossom in my mouth and it was rather polarizing.
Natalie Portman: (laughing, almost choking on her wine)
Some Famous Chef: I feel like I’m in Provence again!
Natalie Portman: (laughing so hard she throws her hands up to her mouth in disbelief at how much she’s laughing)
I bet you anything Natalie Portman walks around with a John Keats leatherbound book of poems in her vagina all day.